Sunday, May 3, 2020

Thievin’ Thugs Play # 7- extract

Play # 7 Thievin’ Thugs by Kate Herbert 2019


This play is about two teenage lads, Zac and Gabba, who roll people for their phones, IPads and laptops at the railway station or outside the school. Their last robbery is more violent than usual.

SETTING
Suburban laneway beside train line.

CHARACTERS - 2 MALE
ZAC: 16. Loud, brash, confident, street-smart. Thief, thug, leader. Expects GABBA to follow orders. Wears loose jeans, hoodie, phone, over-sized headphones, backpack. 

GABBA: 15. Loud, under-confident, inarticulate. Follows ZAC’s instructions Wears loose jeans, hoodie, phone, over-sized headphones, backpack.  Uses ‘f’ instead of ‘th’ -e.g. ‘fousand’ not ‘thousand’. Loves and understands technology but not much else. 

BOY (VOICE): 10-13. Off-stage only.

MAN (VOICE): Any age. Off-stage only.

Extract of Thievin’ Thugs 

Shouting off-stage. Three voices: ZAC, GABBA and BOY. ZAC and GABBA’s backs visible just off-stage. Trains rattle by at intervals.
BOY: (off) No!
ZAC: (off) Come on, kid! Gimme the fuckin’ phone!
BOY: (off) No! It’s new!
GABBA: (off) Yeah! Give us your fuckin’ phone now!
BOY: (off) No! It’s my phone! Get off me!
ZAC: (off) Gimme your fuckin’ phone or I’ll smash your head in!
BOY: (off, tearful) Nooooo! Pleeeease!
GABBA steps backwards onto stage as he chants, then disappears Off.
GABBA: (off) Yeah! (chanting) Give us your fuckin’ phone! Give us your fuckin’ phone! Give us your fuckin’ phone
ZAC: (off) Shut up, Gabba!
GABBA: (off, quieter) Yeah. Sorry, Zac.
ZAC: (off) Don’t say my fuckin’ name, dickhead!
GABBA: (off, quiet) Sorry, Zac.
ZAC’s back is visible, just off-stage, then disappears Off..
ZAC: (off) Hold his arms while I get the phone.
BOY: (off) Nooooo! Let me go! Heeeelp! Somebody help m... (muffled, hand over mouth)
ZAC: (off) Shut up, you little whiner, or you won’t be walkin’ anywhere.
GABBA: (off) Yeah! Shut up you little weener!
ZAC: (off) Got it! Grab his baby backpack and let’s fuck off!
GABBA: (off) Got it!
ZAC and GABBA rush backwards onstage.
_End extract

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