Play # 8 Foxy’s Hangout by Kate Herbert
DAZ rides his quadbike on a bush track and is
confronted by MITCH the farmer who is more dangerous than he seems.
CHARACTERS: 2 MALE
DAZ: 20ish, Unemployed. Rough, petty criminal.
Obsessed with quad-bikes.
MITCH: AKA “Foxy”. 40ish.
Struggling farmer. Carries shotgun. Has a Blue Healer. Broad Australian accent.
SETTING
Bushland
track on MITCH’s land. Quad-bike represented by boxes.
Sample
extract from Foxy’s Hangout
MITCH: (angry, points gun) Over thee
DAZ: (shocked)
What? Where?
MITCH: Over there to Bluey – mate! (cynical on ‘mate’.)
MITCH: (directs DAZ with gun) Now, pick him up.
DAZ: (stares, confused) What?
What do you mean...?
MITCH: I mean pick up the fuckin’ dog you
killed, mate!
MITCH
pushes gun into DAZ’s head. DAZ freezes.
MITCH: Move! Up!
DAZ stands slowly.
MITCH forces DAZ towards Bluey.
MITCH: Pick him up!
DAZ
stares
MITCH: Pick him the fuck up!
DAZ: OK!
DAZ lifts
body carefully.
MITCH: Careful. You break it you pay for it! (laughs sneeringly)
DAZ holds
out Bluey to MITCH.
MITCH: No, mate! Carry him to the bike!
DAZ: What?
MITCH: (gun
in DAZ’s back) You heard!
DAZ
carries Bluey to bike/boxes, holds body like offering.
MITCH: Now lay his body over the bike –
carefully!
DAZ lays
Bluey on bike/boxes.
MITCH: Now, say a few words.
DAZ: What?
MITCH: You heard me! And be respectful!
DAZ
thinks, takes formal pose. MITCH stands, gun loosely aimed at DAZ.
DAZ: We… we are gathered here today – in this –
um – bush – to celebrate the death of...
MITCH:
Life!
DAZ: (cowers) What?
DAZ: (cowers) What?
MITCH: The life of Bluey. Get on with it!
_End of extract
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